Any man who is not a communist at the age of twenty is a fool. Any man who is still a communist at the age of thirty is an even bigger fool."
"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."
"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it."
"Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous."
"I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation."