Miranda: I'm telling you: the fat ass, the farting - it's ridiculous. I am un-fuckable. And I have never been so horny in my entire life. ... That's why you're supposed to be married when you're pregnant, as somebody is obligated to have sex with you.
Carrie: There is no way that the love that I had with Big is the same thing that he has with Natasha.Miranda: "Natasha?" When did you stop calling her "the idiot stick figure with no soul?"
Miranda: Smart, yes, sometimes cute, but never sexy. Sexy is the thing I try to get them to see me as after I win them over with my personality.Carrie: You win men over with your personality?
Carrie: A fuck buddy is a guy you probably dated once or twice and it didn't really go anywhere, but the sex is so great you sort of... keep him on call.Samantha: Ooo, he's like dial-a-dick!
Samantha: So help me—she fucks on my couch, she buys it.Carrie: Isn't that how you got the couch from me?
Miranda: I'm sorry, Steve, I'm an asshole.Steve: Yeah you are. But you're my asshole.Miranda: That's sweet. And gross, at the same time.
Samantha: Last night I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed, go out and pick up a guy.Miranda: Talk about a Happy Meal!
Charlotte: Is it safe to buy pot from strangers? Carrie: They're not strangers. They're our new friends with pot.
Carrie: I admit it's tempting to wish for the perfect boss - the perfect parent - or the perfect outfit. But maybe the best any of us can do is not quit, play the hand we've been dealt, and accessorize what we've got.
2 comments:
hey...next post plz....i talk to u everynight so i know u r fine but i'm sure u r scaring many bloggers by ur sudden silence.
hi,
Maam. i think that the author of this blog is an iconoclaustic, maverick intellectual and hence, the not so-overt message conveyed by her posts is beyond my comprehension. i plan to read it regularly now.
and thanks for visiting mine which i think contains only doggerels.
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